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I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get! I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? That dress looks great on you..a matter of fact, so would I. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays? Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. (Mountain Dew) Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

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