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I try not to take it personal, because I know some bitches can't help themselves.
Glass of bubbly in one hand and the other clamped firmly on my thigh, the man sitting opposite lunged forward, muttered something under his breath and gave me a slobbery kiss. Here I was on a first date and all I wanted to do was run out of the restaurant screaming. I’d only seen a blurry photo of him and had a brief online chat but he seemed decent enough.
Meeting him face to face was a different matter, however.
This clandestine Hollywood hideaway made the Playboy Mansion seem like a rec center, but for the record, I love the Playboy Mansion.
But I digress, the only sexual pointers I'm able to offer as a little person are from experience with the opposite sex; brawny stouthearted specimens, Mmmm men.
Here are some tips direct from my early 70s-elegance Hollywood Regency powder blue boudoir of seduction:1) Common misconceptions.
Yes, an average-size man's penis will fit into a female little person's vagina.His photo was years out of date and he had lied about his height. He was a midget with a comb-over and the conversational skills of a libidinous teenager.Which is why when I read that in 20 years’ time half of us will be meeting our partners on the internet I was horrified.I mean, there are like five little people in the world, what the heck am I supposed to do?My Latin DNA imposes an insatiable appetite, which as an upstanding Mexican spitfire, I must honor. I wish I could say I've tried it all, sexually, women included.I have never thought of my sex life as anything to be curious about or different than the average person.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating