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Jewish guys have been fasting on Yom Kippur and lighting the Menorah way before their balls dropped and they fell for you.

The closest they've come to throwing a punch is mixing their bottle-service drinks with Kool-Aid.

Their Bar Mitzvahs taught them the value of doing good deeds (or “tzedakah” — see, you're learning fast! Their small circle taught them the importance of keeping a secret between you two.

They maintain steady and well-paying jobs (and if they don't, their families do) and they like to share that wealth if it brings their loved ones happiness. D-earning babies, so you'll be in good hands when your hubby retires later on.

Sometimes I wonder which came first for me: my obsession with hairy men or my dating experiences with furry Jewish guys.

And their love of bagels, lox and Jew food means they won't mind your smelly breath in the morning.

These men earn the moniker, “NJB” (nice Jewish boys).

Anne Hathaway, Drew Barrymore and now Rihanna better watch their backs.

They've been snatching all the quality Jewish men, and the Rebeccas and Rachels of the world (okay, maybe just Long Island) aren't going to have it.

What do these women know, that these celebrity women are finally catching onto? There are many reasons swarms of girls flock to these Stars of David like lox on bagels.

For one, they are the “chosen people.”For another, once they do reach a socially acceptable level of maturity, they blossom into really successful individuals (I'm specifically referring to the ones that don't eventually enter into politics or money laundering).

Now go off, young flower, into the male Judaic world full of its own brand of geography and Jordans.

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